Sniffle, Sneeze, Cough, Cough

I am ill. I've been blowing my nose all week and now my nose is red and sore. I am convinced that I have cystic fibrosis because when I laugh I start coughing and then occasionally hack up mucus. Ew. Let me tell you something, this is not fun. I do not enjoy people looking at me like I'm crazy and I have to blow my nose for half and hour. Also, when I have to blow my nose really hard, I can feel the veins in my neck pop out and become afraid that I will explode. I do not enjoy this.